tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21749446.post5008501239169781481..comments2023-05-09T16:40:47.441+01:00Comments on A bowl of cherries: Give aways galore!Suzannehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12336389519794687148noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21749446.post-84908810129292334832007-05-09T22:22:00.000+01:002007-05-09T22:22:00.000+01:00OOh you want naff?OK I can do naff lol (Congrats o...OOh you want naff?<BR/><BR/>OK I can do naff lol (Congrats on the posts btw!)<BR/>SO .......<BR/><BR/>What do you call a cow with no legs?<BR/>Ground Beef<BR/><BR/>OK perhaps not that naff!<BR/><BR/>love bexBexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01924335156242720267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21749446.post-83724392862323096542007-05-09T19:25:00.000+01:002007-05-09T19:25:00.000+01:00Ok, I admit - I couldn't think of ANY jokes AT ALL...Ok, I admit - I couldn't think of ANY jokes AT ALL - so I did what any resourceful girl would and looked one up on the internet. This one is publishable - I THINK - and it made me laugh - I hope it makes you laugh too.<BR/><BR/>A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a considerable amount of whisky at a local pub. As he staggered down the road, he felt quite sleepy and decided to take a nap, with his back against a tree.<BR/><BR/>As he slept, two young lasses walked down the road and heard the Scotsman snoring loudly. They saw him, and one said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt."<BR/><BR/>She boldly walked over to the sleeping man, raised his kilt, and saw what nature had provided him at his birth.<BR/><BR/>Her friend said, "Well, he has solved a great mystery for us, now! He must be rewarded!" So, she took a blue ribbon from her hair, and gently tied it around what nature had provided the Scotsman, and the two walked away.<BR/><BR/>Several minutes later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature, and walked around to the other side of the tree to relieve himself. He raised his kilt...and saw where the blue ribbon was tied. After several moments of bewilderment, the Scotsman said...<BR/><BR/>"I dinna know where y'been lad...but it's nice ta'know y'won first prize!"Mistyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04324915489563983143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21749446.post-57507373804539335412007-05-08T11:03:00.000+01:002007-05-08T11:03:00.000+01:00Congrats on your 100th post!How do you kill a circ...Congrats on your 100th post!<BR/><BR/>How do you kill a circus?<BR/><BR/>Go for the juggler<BR/><BR/>*groan*<BR/><BR/>Loving your blog!<BR/><BR/>PaulaPaula Whittakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17709614281427629584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21749446.post-48876388739139624832007-05-08T09:46:00.000+01:002007-05-08T09:46:00.000+01:00Whay does Edward Woodward have so many letter D's ...Whay does Edward Woodward have so many letter D's in his name?<BR/><BR/>Because Ewar Woowar just doesn't sound right!!johttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03056267584725034485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21749446.post-77650204304173366382007-05-08T09:41:00.000+01:002007-05-08T09:41:00.000+01:00Ok, since Ginge and Val stole my favourites..How c...Ok, since Ginge and Val stole my favourites..<BR/><BR/>How can you tell if there’s an elephant hiding in your fridge?<BR/>There’s footprints in the butter.<BR/><BR/>Or<BR/><BR/>What do you call a spider with no legs?<BR/>A raisin…Jaffershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09791482019472049892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21749446.post-63693859802293598182007-05-07T23:10:00.000+01:002007-05-07T23:10:00.000+01:00Congratulations on your 100th post.The girlie wirl...Congratulations on your 100th post.<BR/><BR/>The girlie wirlies favourite jokes are.<BR/><BR/>What do you call a girl with a tile on her head?<BR/><BR/>Ruth<BR/><BR/>What is white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?<BR/><BR/>A fridge<BR/><BR/>Pretty awful but they like them xxxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21749446.post-41487181593169814422007-05-07T22:03:00.000+01:002007-05-07T22:03:00.000+01:002 monkeys get into the bath. 'Ooh, ooh aah aah' (m...2 monkeys get into the bath. <BR/><BR/>'Ooh, ooh aah aah' (monkey noise) says one monkey. <BR/><BR/>'Well put some more cold in then' say the other!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21749446.post-44273628570484157212007-05-07T19:48:00.000+01:002007-05-07T19:48:00.000+01:00What do tourists use to get around the beach?Taxi ...What do tourists use to get around the beach?<BR/><BR/>Taxi Crabs!<BR/><BR/>I know.. terrible..Sam+Tinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04639362244560645399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21749446.post-83557447802194012292007-05-06T01:20:00.000+01:002007-05-06T01:20:00.000+01:00PSML laughing at these!Happy 100th post :-Dnaf jok...PSML laughing at these!<BR/><BR/>Happy 100th post :-D<BR/><BR/>naf joke but Lana keeps telling it me....<BR/><BR/>Why did the boy take a pencil to bed?<BR/><BR/>So he could draw the curtains.<BR/><BR/>pants I know!!Gertiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15903481154496117794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21749446.post-49084154620209871032007-05-06T01:02:00.000+01:002007-05-06T01:02:00.000+01:00Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted. Wha...Two peanuts walk into a bar. <BR/>One was a salted. <BR/><BR/>What do you call a fish with one eye?<BR/>fsh<BR/><BR/>oh I know but it is late...minervahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18262570698634031498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21749446.post-83195178963095208522007-05-06T00:57:00.000+01:002007-05-06T00:57:00.000+01:00A man and his wife were having an argument about w...A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. <BR/><BR/>The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee". <BR/><BR/>The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." <BR/><BR/>Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." <BR/><BR/>Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me." <BR/><BR/>So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says: <BR/><BR/>"HEBREWS"minervahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18262570698634031498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21749446.post-74188904606737604542007-05-05T23:00:00.000+01:002007-05-05T23:00:00.000+01:00Wetting myself laughing here at the madness LMAO!H...Wetting myself laughing here at the madness LMAO!<BR/><BR/>Here goes:<BR/><BR/>Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"<BR/><BR/>You asked for it ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21749446.post-41300555111593214542007-05-05T21:29:00.000+01:002007-05-05T21:29:00.000+01:00Happy 100th post, Suzanne :DOK, here's a couple of...Happy 100th post, Suzanne :D<BR/><BR/>OK, here's a couple of my faves:<BR/><BR/>Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes? <BR/><BR/>A: A Piiig <BR/><BR/><BR/>Q: What's pink and hard?<BR/><BR/>A: A pig with a flick knife...<BR/><BR/><BR/>Q: Why was the baby ant so confused?<BR/><BR/>A: Because all of his uncles were ants!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Q: What do cops use to arrest pigs?<BR/><BR/>A: Ham-cuffs!<BR/><BR/>*groan*<BR/><BR/>xxxjoannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13897123142933066013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21749446.post-76087924961632404052007-05-05T20:14:00.000+01:002007-05-05T20:14:00.000+01:00Can't believe Ginge stole my best joke. How about...Can't believe Ginge stole my best joke. How about...<BR/><BR/>What's white, fat and heavy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?<BR/><BR/>A refridgerator!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21749446.post-30048555671840416042007-05-05T20:11:00.000+01:002007-05-05T20:11:00.000+01:00Happy 100did you hear about the cannibal who was e...Happy 100<BR/><BR/>did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?<BR/><BR/>He was buttering up his teacher.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street!<BR/>Shut up and step on the gas!Bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07078427726055730753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21749446.post-62752541783722583442007-05-05T19:27:00.000+01:002007-05-05T19:27:00.000+01:00Congrats on the posts!I have a cat called Minton. ...Congrats on the posts!<BR/><BR/>I have a cat called Minton. <BR/><BR/>When he eats my shuttlecocks I say to him: "Bad Minton"<BR/><BR/>(makes me laugh every time LOL)<BR/><BR/>Debbie SDeborah Duckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06784800074271749798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21749446.post-39076113311566634172007-05-05T19:20:00.000+01:002007-05-05T19:20:00.000+01:00Congratulations on your 100th post Blogger hates m...Congratulations on your 100th post <BR/><BR/>Blogger hates me so won't let me sign in properly <BR/><BR/>I was reading a book about the person who invented scrapbook glue the other day. <BR/>I couldn't put it down.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21749446.post-55007368975149662392007-05-05T17:15:00.000+01:002007-05-05T17:15:00.000+01:00yay 100 posts! my rubbish joke is:what do you call...yay 100 posts! my rubbish joke is:<BR/><BR/>what do you call a man with a seagull on his head<BR/><BR/>Cliff!<BR/><BR/><BR/>(told you it was rubbish!!) <BR/>Clare<BR/>xxxxClarehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08728635045033111828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21749446.post-27538308183756646292007-05-05T17:02:00.000+01:002007-05-05T17:02:00.000+01:00Q: Why don’t oysters give to charity?A: Because th...Q: Why don’t oysters give to charity?<BR/><BR/>A: Because they’re shellfish.<BR/><BR/>Hope you are having a great weekend! Are you counting the days until SAGA??Suzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06993464800705473222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21749446.post-12469085721415298182007-05-05T15:52:00.000+01:002007-05-05T15:52:00.000+01:00I am terrible at jokes but I giggle at this every ...I am terrible at jokes but I giggle at this every time.<BR/><BR/>What do you call a 3 legged donkey?<BR/>A wonkey!!<BR/><BR/>Congratulations on 100 posts SuzanneAndreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16431664711606717605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21749446.post-12408981781064093102007-05-05T15:19:00.000+01:002007-05-05T15:19:00.000+01:00Not good at jokes...chessy or not LOL! But how abo...Not good at jokes...chessy or not LOL! But how about this one:<BR/><BR/>Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. <BR/><BR/>Take care :)<BR/><BR/>AnsoAnsohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13021585524462797571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21749446.post-34203099624995304202007-05-05T14:45:00.001+01:002007-05-05T14:45:00.001+01:00Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?Because ...Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?<BR/><BR/>Because he wanted to stretch his legs!!<BR/><BR/>Happy 100th post anniversary :)<BR/><BR/>Hugs!<BR/><BR/>Tracy PAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21749446.post-66978329385128281942007-05-05T14:45:00.000+01:002007-05-05T14:45:00.000+01:00i have a wierd sense of humour and I always giggle...i have a wierd sense of humour and I always giggle when i think of this one..........<BR/><BR/>What do you call a fly without any wings?????<BR/><BR/>A walk !!!!<BR/><BR/>Sorry ***blush***Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21749446.post-80512296124118312582007-05-05T13:56:00.000+01:002007-05-05T13:56:00.000+01:00!giggle! Trust my sister.....Here's a chuckle from...!giggle! Trust my sister.....<BR/>Here's a chuckle from me:<BR/><BR/>Why did the jazz musician like the wooden board?<BR/>Because it had a nice groove in it! <BR/><BR/>Happy centeniel xxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21749446.post-5541156909181165752007-05-05T13:42:00.000+01:002007-05-05T13:42:00.000+01:00Happy 100th post Suzanne What's brown and sticky?A...Happy 100th post Suzanne <BR/><BR/>What's brown and sticky?<BR/><BR/>A stick!!!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Very **groan*** but it makes me giggle.<BR/><BR/>Love GingerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com